Phuket, Thailand

We left Phi Phi at 9:30 on the ferry to go to Phuket, the journey took one and half hours and we once again arrived to a busy port. We then caught a mini bus to Kata beach on the southwest, which is meant to be the best beach on the island. Our very nice mini bus driver then helped us find accommodation, when we arrived we found our room to be lovely and spacious and rite in the center of town. We explored the area and walked to Kata beach and Kata Noi beach, which was a lot quieter. After a couple days of relaxing in Kata we made our way to ladyboy central.... Patong! We walked through the street during the day and it seemed pretty normal, however at night it was a different story. After refusing to pay 500 baht (10 pounds) to watch a vaginal talent show we decided to quench our thirst with a beer and a game of connect four. A few beers later we decided "perhaps a vaginal talent show would be interesting" so off we went withouth paying the street price. We seen The: Whistle show, RazorBlade show, Frog Budgie & Eel show, Dart & Balloon show, Candle show, Ping pong show and the Smoking and Ribbon show! When the show was finished we all needed another stiff drink, so we carried on until the early hours! The following day we hopped back on the bus to take us to Phuket town. There we decided we would head to Koh Samui the next day but needed to find somewhere to sleep for that night. 5 minutes down the road was the On On Hotel which also features in the film "The Beach" 2 pounds a night each wasnt bad even with the extra cockroaches. We went for a walk around town amd was happy to find a large park filled with lakes and wildlife, that night we retired early ready for our early journey the next morning.